After last week's Bible-bonding,

Stephanie arrives on Redemption Island and only wants to talk about all the food she wants to eat, which annoys Matt. I've been iffy o

n Matt up until now, but he says, "You're killing me, Smalls," a fantastic shout-out to the movie The Sandlot and an

expression I frequently use, so Matt is officially my new BFF. That movie rules from start to finish, and anyone who quotes it scores major points in my book.
The duel is a giant game

of memory, and with some miraculous help from God, Matt wins for the fifth time in a row. He has officially eliminated every single person so far on Survivor: Redemption Island, single-handedly taking out Francesca, Kristina,

Russell and his two acolytes.